Jesus take the wheel
Whoa there Jesus
A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”
I cry of laughter everytime I watch this.
what the f*clk did i just watch
I dont know but it was magical
I don’t know what you are all so surprised about this is the most accurate interpretation of the story I’ve ever seen
And that was the real story of Alice in Wunduhland
I really just want someone to rewrite the entire twilight series and make it about Charlie okay
My Daughter’s Dating a Fucking Vampire
The Vampire Tried To Die But My Dumb Bitch Daughter Saved It
Now She’s ENGAGED To It
It Got Her Pregnant I’m Gettin’ Real Tired Of This Vampire’s Shit
YOU TOOK THE DOTS OFF THE BOWL
This gives me such a sense of satisfaction is that weird
Especially the cars
This feels strangely relaxing. This technique might be really good for anxiety :0
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard
jESUS CHRIST THAT’S TERRIFYING
Me on my way to steal yo man
YOU CAN KEEP HIM
I will date this creature
Play this on loop at my burial service
I’m so sorry
PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME
I love the sort of sense it makes as a metaphor, and then no, no sense at all.
I really like this. This is actually really cool.
That’s the opposite of a problem
I’d love to know how this mistake was made. What was going through their heads at the factory?
"Are you sure it actually says 1,450?"
"Yeah, why would it be a mistake?"
just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are
thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE
convert your office into a horrible disaster
Am I doing this right